Christmas Edition
1974
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Sung to the tune
of
'Hark The
Herald Angels Sing'
"Hark" the
poor old teachers say, "School is finished for the
day!" "Peace on earth and mercy mild, "Oh good grief the
class is wild!" Joyful all ye students rise, With a joy
you can't disguise. With the teachers, Voices chime, "Oh
thank God, it's Christmas time!"
"Hark" the screaming
students shriek, "No more school for two whole
weeks!"
Christmas by all kids adored, When you come
no one is bored. All year long we wait for you, That's
why we've become unglued! No more notes, books, labs or
test, All ye poor students take a rest. Pleased as pie
to finish school, Even the teachers loose their
cool!
"Hark" the happy students shriek, "No more
school for two whole weeks!"
Written
by: Jackie Barlow
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Santa brought the Mix
!
For those of you who have
moved to " warmer climes," just a little something to
make you feel at home this season. |
On the 12th day 'fore Christmas my teachers gave to
me: -a book report due for Monday. On the 11th day 'fore
Christmas my teachers gave to me: -two lab reports and a book
report due for Monday. On the 10th day
'fore Christmas my teachers gave to me: -Three short
stories -two lab reports and a book report due for Monday. On
the 9th day 'fore Christmas my teachers
gave to me: -four French translations, -three short
stories -two lab reports and a book report due for Monday. On
the 8th day 'fore Christmas my teachers
gave to me: -five term papers, -four French
translations, -three short stories, -two lab reports and a
book report due for Monday. On the 7th
day 'fore Christmas my teachers gave to me: -six sheets of
equations, -five term papers, -four French
translations, -three short stories, two lab reports and a book
report due for Monday. On the 6th day
'fore Christmas my teachers gave to me: -seven
compositions, -six sheets of equations, -five term
papers, -four French translations, -three short
stories, -two lab reports and a book report due for Monday. On
the 5th day 'fore Christmas my teachers
gave to me: -eight books to read, -seven compositions, -six
sheets of equations, -five term papers, -four French
translations, -three short stories, -two lab reports and a
book report due for Monday. On the 4th
day 'fore Christmas my teachers gave to me: -nine endless
essays, -eight books to read, -seven compositions, -six
sheets of equations, -five term papers, -four French
translations, -three short stories, -two lab reports and a
book report due for Monday. On the 3rd
day 'fore Christmas my teachers gave to me: -ten plays of
Shakespeare, -nine endless essays, -eight books to
read, -seven compositions, -six sheets of equations, -five
term papers, -four French translations, -three short
stories, -two lab reports and a book report due for Monday. On
the 2nd day 'fore Christmas my teachers
gave to me: -eleven pages of problems, -ten plays of
Shakespeare, -nine endless essays, -eight books to
read, -seven compositions, -six sheets of equations, -five
term papers, -four French translations, -three short
stories, -two lab reports and a book report due for Monday. On
the 1st day 'fore Christmas my teachers
gave to me: -twelve chemistry quizzes, -eleven pages of
problems, -ten plays of Shakespeare, -nine endless
essays, -eight books to read, -seven compositions, -six
sheets of equations, -five term papers, -four French
translations, -three short stories, -two lab reports and a
book report due for Monday. On the day
after Christmas my teacher got from me: -ten pleas for
mercy, -nine lame excuses, -eight demands for
liberty, seven claims of illness, -six calls for
extensions, -five prayers to God, -four requests for
pity, -three defiant outbursts, two humble confessions, and
absolutely no homework.
| Winter Carnival Week 1974-75
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